Wish Upon (2017)
John R. Leonetti, director of Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, The Butterfly Effect 2, and Annabelle
You are a fan of horror movies, right? I thought so, cuz why else would you be here? I’m a fan too obviously. As a fan, you and I know that lots of disbelief has to be suspended in our horror world. I like to point that stuff out in reviews because it can make for some humorous riffs, but in general, I have to take everything as it comes.
Questions abound, hopping around in your face like little bunnies with something to say. I wanted to enjoy the film. The Asian box was cool looking. Why did they have to make such a shit movie around such an awesome box?
The acting is…..present and accounted for. Wasn’t Ryan Phillipe going to be a thing at some point? Cruel Intentions, some other shit, and now a bargain basement anti-horror flick that will be in the Wal-Mart bargain bin within 4 months. God, I love that bargain bin. Hear my prayer and never, ever get rid of the bargain bin.
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